Emergency Flashers

[Ralph Fuller]

A car gets a flat on the interstate one day.
The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road,
carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.


She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the
rear of the vehicle facing on coming traffic. The lifelike cardboard
men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts
to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled
and backed up.



It isn't very long before a police car arrives.
The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde
of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What's going on here?"


"My car broke down, officer" says the woman calmly.


"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here
by the road?" he asks.


"Helllooooooo!!!!" says the blonde.
"Those are my emergency flashers!"